The Divine Comedy – Mastermind (Ukulele)

      Am
Every pupil in the classroom

     F                       C
Will answer this song if you ask them

      G               D              A Asus4 A
Every mouth shout the message out as one

      Am
Every girl weeps like a willow

      F                  C
Every boy cries into his pillow

      G        D                     A Asus4 A
Every tear disappears in the morning sun

          Am            Em
You don't need an indie song

   Dm                G
To figure out what's going on

C                C7
Tell me that I'm normal

    F                C
And tell me that I'm sane

                     C7        F   Dm7
And tell me that you feel this too

    C                   C7
The dreams that we have had

          F                    Dm
Are gonna prove that we're not mad

   Am C Em Dm G Am Dm Em A
To you...

      Am
Every nose is a vacuum cleaner

       F                 C
In the loved-up London arena

      G            D               A Asus4 A
Every eye shines a dollar sign for me

      Am
Every tongue will wag if you want it

      F                 C
Every lung has a shadow on it

      G             D          A   Asus4 A
Every heart comes apart at the seams

          Am           Em
You don't need a mastermind

   Dm               G
To read between the long white lines

C                C7
Tell me that I'm normal

    F                C
And tell me that I'm sane

                     C7        F   Dm7
And tell me that you feel this too

    C                   C7
The dreams that we have had

          F                    Dm
Are gonna prove that we're not mad

   Am C Em Dm G Am Dm Em A
To you...

        Am
Well we all need reassurance

      F                      C
As we play life's game of endurance

       G           D            A    Asus4 A
Like a nice cup of tea or a cigarette

          Am
But don't lean too long on the crutches

          F                      C
Or you'll fall straight into the clutches

   G                      D           A    Asus4 A
Of those who see free expression as a threat

          Am           Em
You don't need a law degree

   Dm                G
To set your mind and spirit free so tell me...

C                C7
What the hell is normal?

    F               C
And who the hell is sane?

                      C7 F   Dm7
And why the hell care anyway?

    C                   C7
The dreams that we have had

          F                    Dm
Are gonna prove that we're all mad

             Am C Em Dm G Am Dm Em A
And that's okay...