The Dead Milkmen – Bleach Boys (Guitar)

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I've got some buddies and we all drink bleach

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You know we practice what we preach

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We're not a drunken bunch of frat boys trashed on beer

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Or a stoned bunch of hippies with no careers

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I wanna drink bleach with a Georgia Peach

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My pals and I all drink Clorox

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Or eat Snowy bleach right out of the box

D
Teenage suicide rate shot high and we

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Understand the reason why

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Bleach does more than whiten socks

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Don't you wanna hang out with the bleach boys baby

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In a world where ministers murder golf pros?

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Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

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Maybe there'll be a party at the beach

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We'll bitch about life and chug-a-lug bleach

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No ones getting high and no one's getting drunk

          A
We got a case of bleach stashed in my trunk.

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I wanna die with Clorox within reach.

     A
I'm very proud of the respect I've earned

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And my voice is very deep 'cause my throat got burned.

D
Bleach keeps you young so I've been told

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'cause no one who drinks it lives to be old

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Drink it with a chaser is the first thing I learned.

C                                   G
Don't you wanna hang out with the bleach boys baby

      D                   F
In a world where midgets run for mayor?

G                            A
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

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I had 26 friends in the beginning

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But now it seems our numbers are thinning

D
Some people drive fast others love to bet

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Still others snort coke in a private jet.

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But drinking bleach is my way of winning.

C                                 G
Don't you wanna hang out with the bleach boys baby

       D                  F
In a world where welders own our schools?

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Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

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I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach  I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach

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I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach  I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach

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I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach  I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach

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I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach  I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach