The Darkness – Bald (Guitar)

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As recorded by The Darkness (From the 2005 Album ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL...AND BACK) [Intro] Am C Am/G Am C Am C Am/G Am C C E5 C5 A5 E5 C5 E5 C5 A5 G5 D5 E5 [Verse 1]
E5                                A5 E5
It would appear that male pattern

E5
Baldness has set in

E5
His hair, at an alarming pace

                      G5   E5
Running away from his face

                  D5  G5
He's losing his virility

    A5         G5       E5
And now his masculinity

                   G5 A5
Has been compromised

                        E5
And his libido down-sized
[Pre-Chorus]
E5                                     G5
Not for me, not for me, not for me, ah-ah

G5
Not for me, not for me

          A
Heaven forbid

             C                  E5
It's not for me, you understand
[Chorus]
E5         C5         A5
Bald, slap-headed and hairless (Bald)

E5          C5          A5
Bald, he is destined to be

E5
Bald

      C5             A5                  G5              D5  E5
Well, tonight, thank God it's him (Thank God, instead of me)
[Verse 2]
E5                            A5
From what I have been reading

E5
His scalp needs kneading

E5
To stimulate each folicle

                 G5
And reverse this diabolical

E5                 D5      G5
Condition that's afflicted him

A5                 G5
For years, and has cruelly

E5                 D5   E5  G5
Repulsed each potential mate

                              E5
And left him with a balding pate
[Pre-Chorus]
E5                                     G5
Not for me, not for me, not for me, ah-ah

G5
Not for me, not for me

          A
Heaven forbid

             C                  E5
It's not for me, you understand
[Chorus]
E5         C5         A5
Bald, slap-headed and hairless (Bald)

E5          C5          A5
Bald, he is destined to be

E5
Bald

      C5             A5                  G5              D5
Well, tonight, thank God it's him (Thank God, instead of me)
[Guitar Solo] E5 C5 A5 E5 C5 A5 E5 C5 A5 G5 D5 E5 Am C Am C Am C Am C [Pre-Chorus]
Em                                     G
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh

G
Not for me, not for me

          Am
Heaven forbid

             C
It's not for me, you understand

E5                                     G5
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh

G5
Not for me, not for me

          A5
Heaven forbid

             C5              E5
It's not for me, you understand
[Chorus]
E5         C5         A5
Bald, slap-headed and hairless (Bald)

E5          C5          A5
Bald, he is destined to be

E5
Bald

      C5             A5                  G5              D5
Well, tonight, thank God it's him (Thank God, instead of me)

      E5
Thank God!
[Guitar Solo] E5 C5 A5 E5 C5 A5 E5 C5 A5 G5 D5 E5 [Chorus]
E5         C5         A5
Bald, slap-headed and hairless (Bald)

E5          C5          A5
Bald, he is destined to be

E5
Bald

      C5             A5                  G5              D5
Well, tonight, thank God it's him (Thank God, instead of me)
[Outro] Am C Am Am/G C