The Charlie Daniels Band – Uneasy Rider (Guitar)

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I was takin' a trip out to L.A.

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Toolin' along in my Chevrolet

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Tokin' on a number and diggin' on the radio

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Just as I crossed the Mississippi line

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I heard that highway start to whine

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And I knew that left rear tire was about to go.

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Well, the spare was flat and I got uptight

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'Cause there wasn't a fillin' station in sight

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So I just limped on down the shoulder on the rim

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I went as far as I could and when I stopped the car

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It was right in front of this little bar

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Kind of redneck lookin' joint, called the Dew Drop Inn.

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Well, I stuffed my hair up under my hat

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And told the bartender that I had a flat

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And would he be kind enough to give me change for a one

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There was one thing I was sure proud to see

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There wasn't a soul in the place, 'cept for him and me

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And he just looked disgusted and pointed toward the telephone.

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I called up the station down the road a ways

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And he said he wasn't very busy today

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And he could have somebody there in just 'bout ten minutes or so

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He said now you just stay right where you're at

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And I didn't bother tellin' the durn fool

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I sure as hell didn't have anyplace else to go.

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I just ordered up a beer and sat down at the bar

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When some guy walked in and said; "Who owns this car?

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With the peace sign, the mag wheels and four on the floor?"

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Well, he looked at me and I damn near died

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And I decided that I'd just wait outside

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So I layed a dollar on the bar and headed for the door.

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Just when I thought I'd get outta there with my skin

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These five big dudes come strollin' in

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With this one old drunk chick and some fella with green teeth

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And I was almost to the door when the biggest one

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Said; "You tip your hat to this lady, son."

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And when I did all that hair fell out from underneath.

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Now the last thing I wanted was to get into a fight

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In Jackson, Mississippi on a Saturday night

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'Specially when there was eight of them and only one of me

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They all started laughin' and I felt kinda sick

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And I knew I'd better think of somethin' pretty quick

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So I just reached out and kicked old green-teeth right in the knee.

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He let out a yell that'd curl your hair

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But before he could move, I grabbed me a chair

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And said; "Watch him folks, 'cause he's a thouroughly dangerous man."

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"Well, you may not know it, but this man's a spy

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He's an undercover agent for the FBI

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And he's been sent down here to infiltrate the Ku Klux Klan."

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He was still bent over, holdin' on to his knee

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But everyone else was lookin' and listenin' to me

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And I layed it on thicker and heavier as I went

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I said; "Would you beleive this man has gone as far

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As tearin' Wallace stickers off the bumpers of cars

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And he voted for George McGovern for president."

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"He's a friend of them long-haired, hippie type, pinko fags

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I betcha he's even got a Commie flag

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Tacked up on the wall, inside of his garage

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He's a snake in the grass, I tell ya guys

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He may look dumb, but that's just a disguise

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He's a mastermind in the ways of espionage."

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They all started lookin' real suspicious at him

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And he jumped up an' said; "Now, just wait a minute, Jim

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You know he's lyin' I've been livin' here all of my life."

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"I'm a faithfull follower of Brother John Birch

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And I belong to the Antioch Baptist Church

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And I ain't even got a garage, you can call home and ask my wife."

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Then he started sayin' somethin' 'bout the way I was dressed

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But I didn't wait around to hear the rest

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I was too busy movin' and hopin' I didn't run outta luck

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And when I hit the ground, I was makin' tracks

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And they were just takin' my car down off the jacks

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So I threw the man a twenty an' jumped in an' fired that mother up.

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Mario Andretti woulda sure been proud

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Of the way I was movin' when I passed that crowd

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Comin' out the door and headin' toward me in a trot

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And I guess I should-a gone ahead and run

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But somehow I couldn't resist the fun

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Of chasin' them all just once around the parkin' lot.

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Well, they're headin' for their car, but I hit the gas

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And spun around and headed them off at the pass

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I was slingin' gravel and puttin' a ton of dust in the air

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Ha Ha, well, I had 'em all out there steppin' and fetchin'

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Like their heads were on fire and their asses was catchin'

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But I figured I oughta go ahead an split before the cops got there.

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When I hit the road I was really wheelin'

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Had gravel flyin' and rubber squeelin'

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And I didn't slow down 'til I was almost to Arkansas

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Well, I think I'm gonna re-route my trip

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I wonder if anybody'd think I'd flipped

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If I went to L.A. - via Omaha.