The Chainsmokers – Selfie (Guitar)

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When Jason was at the table, I kept on seeing him look at me

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When he was with that other girl Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?

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Because he was totally texting me all night last night

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And I don't know if it's a booty call or not

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So... like what do you think?

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Did you think that girl was pretty? How did that girl even get in here? Did you see her?

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She's so short, and that dress is so tacky. Who wears Cheetah?

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It's not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing "Summertime Sadness"?

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After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette? I really need one

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  Let me take a selfie

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Can you guys help me pick a filter? I don't know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia

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I wanna look tan. What should my caption be? I want it to be clever

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How about "Living with my bitches, #LIVE"? I only got ten likes in the last five minutes

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Do you think I should take it down?

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  Selfie, selfie, let me take a selfie

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Wait, pause, Jason just liked my selfie. What a creep! Is that guy sleeping over there?

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Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on. That's so ratchet. That girl is such a fake model

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She definitely bought all her Instagram followers. Who goes out on Mondays?

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Okay, let's go take some shots. Oh no, ugh, I feel like I'm gonna throw up

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Oh wait, never mind, I'm fine. Let's go dance. There's no vodka at this table

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Do you know anyone else here? Oh my God, Jason just texted me. Should I go home with him?

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I guess I took a good selfie

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Selfie, selfie, selfie, selfie, selfie, selfie, selfie, selfie

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Sel-, sel-, sel-, sel-, sel-, sel-, sel-, sel-

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Let me take a selfie

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Let me take a selfie

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Let me take a selfie