The Beautiful South – I Cant Put My Finger On It (Guitar)

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As Martin said to Xanthe

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As they played with wooden toys,

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"You may have Wendy's playhouse,

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But where the hell's your boys?"

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As Paul said to Fifi

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As they eyed each other up,

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"You may have better plimsolls,

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But you can't pee standing up."

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An I'd like to take the time to bite

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Their neck and make it bleed

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Or maybe I could cut holes in their

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Daddy Harris Tweed.

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And I can't put my finger on it.

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Maybe it's something in the food,

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And I can't put my finger on it

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All I know is Christ would have sued.

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As Sharon said to Jamie

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As they sat down for a chat,

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"If you think I'm cooking dinner,

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Well, prepare to eat dead rat."

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As Debbie said to Alex

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As they held hands in the park

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"How come you wear Rupert Check

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When you think you're so hard."

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I should have done his Land Rover

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To let them know I've been,

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Instead I wrote "F' off"

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On the dirt across his screen.

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And I can't put my finger on it.

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Maybe it's something in the food,

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And I can't put my finger on it

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All I know is Christ would have sued.