The Beautiful South – 36D (Ukulele)

C
Close your legs, open your mind

                 F             C
Leave those compliments well behind

               C
Dig a little deeper into yourself

             F     C
And you may find

              C
Come on over here just sit right down

                   F                      C
Needn't comb your hair, needn't pout or frown

                           C
I hear you've turned our young men

                  F     C
Into dribbling clowns

   C
36 D - So what (D) so what

F                        C
Is that all that you've got?

   C
36 D - So what (D) so what

F                        C
Is that all that you've got?

            C
Make their day and go ahead

               F                  C
Remove your clothes lie on their bed

                   C
Just a last gasp chance or an outside bet

               F     C
To the easily led

               C
And before you do just what you do

              F                C
Here's one thought for you to chew

                       C
The men who run the business that you sell

                F      C
They screw you too

   C
36 D - So what (D) so what

F                        C
Is that all that you've got?

   C
36 D - So what (D) so what

F                        C
Is that all that you've got?

Em                              C
You're just another 365 night stand

                C                D
But you're so handy, you're so handy

Em                                             C
You cheapen and you nasty every woman in this land

                C                D     C
But you're so handy, you're so handy

                         C
Your picture's hanging pretty on the squaddies' walls

                   F                            C
You're Steven's, Andy's, you're Ian's, you're Paul's

                           C
You're body's thought of fondly in the rugby mauls

              F     C
But you want more

                       C
You name is always mentioned in the jokes he cracks

                 F                    C
Your Coach and Horses and your Wool-Packs

                      C
Your poses turn the passive into maniacs

              F     C
But you want more

   C
36 D - So what (D) so what

F                        C
Is that all that you've got?

   C
36 D - So what (D) so what

F                        C
Is that all that you've got?

   C
36 D - So what (D) so what

F                        C
Is that all that you've got?

   C
36 D - So what (D) so what

F                        C
Is that all that you've got?