The 1975 – Menswear (Ukulele)

         C                         G              Am 
"Well I only brought 3, what you lookin' at me for?"

        C                   G               Am
She's dressed in white and putting off crying.

         C                     G
"Well you're the best man, so what's the plan?

               Am
Why don't you talk to Matty about it?"

            C                     G
I said, "I only brought 3 like I told you before, 

        Am
We're gonna have to ask about."

C
Free bar, that's the point.

G                              Am
Spilling Amaretto 'cause of previous joints.

C                        
Sitting with a girl, fortunate placing.

G                                 Am
Preceding railing racket off a porcelain basin.

C                          G
Who's he? Giving you the lips?

Am                     
I've never seen him knockin' about.

C
He looks just like me, but 6 foot 3, 

        G               Am
So I reckon you could knock him out.

C
"Well, I think I'll say a couple of words if you don't mind... 

    G                             Am
I never really got on with your bird the first time

C                                  G                          Am
I met her out, dressed in nowt, telling everybody you were shagging about."

C                   
Well, who's this? Going for the kiss, 

G                    Am
I'm probably gonna yosh in your mouth.

               C                                        G                       Am  
Because it's five past three, I can hardly see and I'm on the verge of passing out.