Tenacious D – Roadie (Ukulele)

Em
Well it's 3pm time to lock the gate

              D                                 E
My muscles flex my fuckin' sweat will save the day

       Em
When I check the mic I fuckin' check the mic

        D                                   E
I plug it in I make it sound as good as can be

        Em
Cause the rockers rock but the roadies roll

        D                             E
Gotta get that shit up on that fuckin' stage

           Em
Because the roadie knows what the roadie knows

          D                            E
And he hides off in the shadows off the stage

           C
Because the roadie

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Looks a thousand miles with his eyes

             C
And when the crowd roars

A7                               E
Brings a tear drop to the roadie's eyes

            C
Because he brought you the show

    A7
But you will never know

     C
He's changing the strings

       A7
While hiding in the wings

    C           A7                     E
No matter how hard the show must go on

Em
Then a beautiful girl come to me

        D             E
I say Yays I am in love

          Em
Then she quickly say I sucked your dick

         D                           Em
I do not want you roadie I want KG's chode

C                                     A7
I'm standing at the threshold of your dreams

C                                       A7
Without me there'd be no sound from those amps

C                                     A7
Without me there'd be no lights on the stage

                        E
But you don't applaud for me

             C
No I am the roadie

A7                                E
Lonesome warrior searching for the soul

             C        A7
No I am the roadie

               E
I make the rock go

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Roadie roadie roadie