Tenacious D – Kielbasa (Guitar)

[strums] F (open)
[JB:] I don't like that. So far ba--, off to a bad start.

[strums again] C
[JB:] Better, closer, warmer.

[strums again] G7
[JB:] That's it. Okay.

   G                         F       C
E|-----------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------1---1-1-1-----|
G|------3(bend)-0-3(bend)-0--0h2-0-2-0-----|
D|------0-------0-0-------0--3---3-3-0h2---|
A|-----------------------------------3-----|
E|--3-3------------------------------------|

                 G              F       C
E|-----------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------1---1-1-1--|
G|---------------3(b)-0-3(b)-0--0h2-0-2-0--|
D|-0-0h2p0-------0----0-0----0--3---3-3-0h2|
A|--------3-----------------------------3--|
E|-----------3-3---------------------------|

[End intro and end verse] (My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform)
        G                 F     C
E]----------------------------------------|
B]------------------------1---1-1---------|
G]------------------------0h2-0-0---------|
D]------------------------3---3-0h2-------|
A]--------2-2h3-2-0-2-----------3---------|
E]------3-------------3-1-----------------|

G                     F         C
 I love ya, baby, but all I can think about is

G                       F              C
 Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm.

G                         F         C
 I check my dipstick, you need lubrication, honey.

G                            F         C
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.

G                       F         C
 I see you walkin', but all I can think about is

G                  F              C
   Dianetics, your butt cheeks is warm.

G                         F         C
 I check my dipstick, you need lubrication, honey.

G                            F         C
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.

     F             C
Now, I've been set loose-ah,

    F           C
I'm shooting my juice-ah,

      F       C
Right in your caboose. Now, fuckin' get it on!

G        F   C

[Solo]             Now, get it on.

G        F   C
[End of solo]           Get it on!

G        F   C     G        F   C

     [Interlude-kinda-thing]

G                                   F        C
 Dianetics cure ya much better than Krishna,

G                                     F       C  
 Dianetics cure ya much better, indeed,

G                                    F      
  And all you people here, you're tremendous

            C
(except the people in the middle,)

G                                            F
 And you're smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed

        C         G
With me,  me and KG.

           F   C
All right!

       G
Oh yeah,

          F       C
All right! Oh my God!

        G   
All the ladies in the house say yeah (yeah),

      F              C
C'mon, you muthafucka say a prayer (prayer),

        G
When ya fight, ya gotsta fight fair,

         F             C
You muthafucka, ho, you muthafucka,

                  G             F   C
You know what time it is?

          Em                         F
Tenacious D time, you muthafucka, go!

     G     C   Em    F
Fuck yeah!

G     C    Em     F
 Yeah, yeah!