Tenacious D – Fuck Yo-Yo Ma (Guitar)

Am                  G
How could I leave KG all alone?

                   Am
(He's never coming home)

            C       Am C             G
As I rocket into space to my new home

                        Am
(He's up there with the stars)

              F G
He will survive is what I tell myself

                  Am
(He doesn't wanna be here)

                    F             G  C
I'm probably gonna jam with Yo-Yo Ma

        G
Fuckin' Yo-Yo Ma

           F
(I'm stuck here)

                   G
And then I'm gonna eat some ice cream

                   Am
(He's never coming home)

               G
Then I'm gonna have some sex

                 F
(Eating cat food alone)

   G                  E
My orgasm will be tainted

                       Am
(Having sex with myself)

G               C
Explosion of my load

     G
As I jam with Yo-Yo Ma

F                 C         Cm
It feels so good, my pecker wood

      Dm           E            Am
But a tiny part of me is left behind