Tenacious D – Double Team (Guitar)

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Em C
   Damn

A
A hard day's rocking

G                 B   Em
Better slip off m' shoes

C                            A
Maybe give a little stretch, ah
And a bend
G              B           Em
Dip m' toe to jacuzzi, baby

                   C
Slip out this book

                     A
The Buttress of Windsor

G          B        Em
Ho-ho-ho, who's this?

                C
How's it going?
[Verse 1]
                         A
That's the first thing I say to you

G
How's it going?

        B       Em
Are you flowing?
Listen honey
C                                 A
Thinking 'bout a couple things to say to you

G
Showing

B
Growing

Em
Man I'd like to place my hand

C                               A
Upon your fucking sexy ass, and squeeze

G  B         Em
And squeeze
[Verse 2]
Em            C
Take off your blouse

                   A
And your underpants

             G
Then take a look

        B          Em
'Cause here me and KG come naked

A#         A   G
Out of the side hatch

Em                   A#       A   G
With the oils and perfume and incense

Em
Now you're grooving

A#             A   G
Put on a cool '70s groove

E5 F#5 G5 A5 B5 C5
A funky groove to fuck to

E5 F#5 G5 A5 B5 C5
A funky groove to fuck to
E A [Verse 3]
E
Me, me and KG

               A
It's all about sex supreme
We likes to cream jeans (Sex)
E
Have you ever been worked on

    A                                    E
By two guys who are hot for your snatch (Sex)

                         A
That's what I'm offering you

E                      A
You step into our room
And then you smell the perfume
E                              A
You lay upon our roundish bed
And then you feel a tickling on your head
E
It's KG with the feather and the French tickler

A
Look out baby, he got the tools

E
And then you feel something down by your feet

     A
It's me, it's JB
I'm sucking upon your toes [Verse 4]
E                             D
We don't mind sucking on toes

E
Good luck finding

                      D
A boyfriend who sucks toes, oh

C# C                   B
Having sex with me and KG

C                       B
Now you're talking double team

D   C   G
Supreme
D C G x 3 [Bridge]
      A#  C
Let's roll

A      A#  C   A
(Ahhh) Ah, haa-aah
[Walking up with power chords] A#5 C5 D#5 E#5 G#5 A#5
D     D
What? Yeah

D    D
Huh? Nah

D
Ohhh
N.C. Ah, that's it, that's right N.C. Ohmygah, oh-I-think-I'm-gonna N.C. Ohh! Deht! Deht! Eee
D
Splooge
[Outro] N.C. That was the one N.C. (Hail Satan) N.C. Hail Satan N.C. (Hail Satan) N.C. Hail Satan