Taylor Swift – Monologue Song (Guitar)

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This is the monologue song (la la la) from when Taylor hosted Saturday Night Live on 11/7/09. This may not be completely correct, sort of learned this by ear, sort of by the performance... first tab. let me know of any corrections if ya find anything wrong :) C
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I like glitter and sparkly dresses. 

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But I'm not gonna talk about that 

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in my monologue.

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I like baking and things that smell like winter. 

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But I'm not gonna talk about that 

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in my monologue.

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La la la. La la la.

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I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me. 

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But I'm not gonna say that 

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in my monologue.

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I like writing their names into songs so they're ashamed to go in public. 

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But I'm not gonna say that 

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in my monologue.
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La la. La la la la la. This is my musical monologue.

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You might think I'd bring up Joe, that guy who broke up with me on the phone. 

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But I'm not gonna mention him, 

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in my monologue. 

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Hey Joe, I'm doing real well! 

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Tonight I'm hosting 'SNL.' 

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But I'm gonna brag about that 

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in my monologue.

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La la la. Ha ha ha. 
Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. La la la.
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And if you're wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from 'Twilight.' 
[ "Hi Taylor," wink & blows kiss.]
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I'm not gonna comment on that

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in my monologue.

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La la. La la la la la. This is my musical monologue.
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You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye 

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and how he ran up on the stage and ruined my VMA monologue. 

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But there's nothing more to say cuz everything's OK. 

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I've got security lining the stage.
It's my 'SNL' monologue.
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La la. La la la la la. This is my 'SNL' monologue. 

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La la. La la la la la. That was my 'SNL' monologue.