Tally Hall – Ruler Of Everything (Ukulele)

E
Juno was mad, he knew he'd been had

       A                     E
So he shot at the sun with a gun

 A                      E
Shot at the sun with a gun

A                 E        Dm    D  Dm  D
Shot at his wily one only friend

         E              B
In the gallows or the ghetto (ah-h)

E                     B
In the town or the meadow

          E            B
In the billows, even over the sun (ah-h)

        E                  B
Every end of the time is another begun

 E
You understand mechanical hands

          A           E
Are the ruler of everything (ah...)

  A          E
Ruler of everything (ah...)

           A          E            A   B7
I'm the ruler of everything in the end

 A B7
(REVERSED SPEAKING: Ohohoho... He's a jackrabbit, he's a jackrabbit, look at him, he's jumping around!)

         E                            A
Do you like how I dance? I've got zirconium pants

       E                           A
(Consequential enough to slip you into a trance)

        E                       A
Do you like how I walk? Do you like how I talk?

         E                       A
(Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk?)

          E                       A
I have a wonderful wife, I have a powerful job

         E                      A
She criticizes me for being egocentric (Ha-ha-ha-ha!)

        F#m                    B
(You practice your mannerisms into the wall)

          F#m                            B
If this mirror were clearer I'd be standing so tall

             F#m                        B
(I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill)

         F#m                       B
I was observing the birds (circle in for the kill)

       E                           A
(I've been you, I know you, your facade is a scam)

                   E                        A
You know you're making me cry, this is the way that I am

           E                   A
I've been living a lie, a metamorphical scheme

            E                          A
(Detective undercover, brotherhood, objective, obscene)

Absus2  A  Absus2  Absus2   E
Oh,    no,   no,     oh,   yeah  (could also play G#5 instead of Absus2)

E                                                                                                         
Do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber

          B
With an, "Oh my god I've got to get out of here or I'll have another

 E
Word to sell, another story to tell

          B
Another time piece ringing the bell"

                        E
Do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end

                          B
No, you know it must be never ending

              E
But when you try to pretend to understand

                 B
You resemble a fool although you're only a man

                    E   B  E  B
So give it up and smile

E
Do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber

          B
With an, "Oh my god I've got to get out of here or I'll have another

 E
Word to sell, another story to tell

          B
Another time piece ringing the bell"

                       E
Do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end

                         B
No, you know it must be never ending

              E
But when you try to pretend to understand

                 B
You resemble a fool although you're only a man

                   E
So give it up and smile (smile, smile, smile...)

 E
You understand mechanical hands

          A             E
Are the ruler of everything (ah...)

A               E
Ruler of everything (ah...)

          A            E            Dm D Dm D
I'm the ruler of everything in the end

  E
Without looking down, gliding around

          A               E
Like a bumbling dragon I fly

  A                      E
Scraping my face on the sky

Absus2   A   Absus2  Absus2    E
  Oh,    no,   no,    oh,    yeah  (G#5 is an alterative for Absus2)