Tally Hall – Lemons And Pears (Ukulele)

C                                  D
I asked Lemon, "Please get off my mind"

F                                 C
She said, "I can't do that, I'm confined"

C                                             D
I said, "I think it's unfair that you can't leave.

F                                      C
Please be nice, pretend it's Christmas Eve"

C             F                 C
You've been stuck here since forember,

F                       Ab  F     G
Can't you just remember    how to go.

C                                  D
She said "I'm real sorry, it's not me

F                            C
Can't you tell this to your diary

C                                            D
Listen, I've moved on, I've met a boy named Pear

F                                C
He's the sweetest, multi-pear-ionaire

C             F                 C
You've been stuck here since forember,

F                       Ab  F     G
Can't you just remember    how to go.

C           Am
No. It's impossible.

D           F
No. It's infeasible.

C           Am
No. It's improbable.

D            F
No. It's im-grapes-able.

C                                  D
Next time that I think of you I'll say,

    F                               C
"I hope you'll have a really rotten day."

C                                    D
Then you'll say, "I'm sorry, I was wrong.

F                                   C         F    C
You and me, We'll always have your song, and get along"

C            Am
You've been stuck here since forember,

               C    Ab      Am G
Can't you just remember how to go.

C           Am
No. It's impossible.

D   G     F         G F
No. It's infeasible.

C           Am
No. It's improbable.

   F D F                   F Ab
No.      It's impeachable.