Sting – Sky Hooks And Tartan Paint (Guitar)

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Me first day in the shipyard, the gaffer says to me,

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"I want ye to go to the store lad and get a few things, ye see?

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Now here's a list, can ye read lad? Can ye read it back to me?

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And me and the boys'll listen while were having wah morning tea."

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Now reading was me pride when I left school at fourteen,

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There wouldn't be no problem here, I'd show them I was keen,

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But when I starts to reading, they just couldn't hold their mirth,

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Hugging themselves and spluttering like they was giving birth.

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"First off a brace of sky hooks and a packet of nail holes neat,

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And then three cans of tartan paint, and that's me task complete."

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The gaffer pats me on the head and sends me on me way,

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He says, "Don't come back empty handed lad, or I'll have to dock yer pay."

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So I gets to the store all nervous and the quartermaster's there,

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I pulls the list out of me pocket and I starts to read all square,

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Well I hadn't barely finished when the store-man's face turns red,

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He gives me such an evil look I thought I'd soon be dead.

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"First off a brace of sky hooks and a packet of nail holes neat,

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And then three cans of tartan paint, and that's me task complete."

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The store-man swipes me on the head and sends me on me way,

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With a kick in the arse for me efforts, and such was my first day.

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I gets back home that evening and me mother says to me,

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"How was it son? How was your day? Sit down and have some tea."

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I told her of the list I'd read and the trouble I was in,

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I couldn't go back tomorrow or the gaffer'd have me skinned.

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"First off a brace of sky hooks and a packet of nail holes neat,

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And then three cans of tartan paint, and that's me task complete."

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Me mother swipes me on the head and sends me on me way,

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With a kick in the arse for me efforts, and such was my first day. CHORUS X2