Stephen Lynch – What If That Guy From Smashing Pumpkins Lost His Car Keys (Ukulele)

C                          F
Where the fuck are my car keys?

                           C
They where right here in my hand

                       F
I had them about a second ago

C                                F
Did I leave them here in the kitchen?

                             C
Or under the cusions of the couch?

                             F
I cant find them anywhere anywher- oh here they are.