Stephen Lynch – What If God Smoked Cannabis (Guitar)

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[Intro] Em - Cadd9 - G - D [Verse]

 Em             Cadd9 G             D
If god had long hair  and a goatee

             Em            C
And if his eyes were pretty glazed

G            D
If he looked spaced out

          Em      Cadd9    G              D
Would you buy his story, Would you believe he had 

Em       Cadd9      G   D
an eye infection?

[Chorus]

Cadd9         G        D
And yeah yeah god looks baked

Cadd9     G          D
Yeah yeah god smells good

Cadd9      D
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

         Em       Cadd9       G   D
What if god smoked cannabis?

         Em      Cadd9        G   D
Hit the bong like some of us

  Em             Cadd9                         
Drove a tie-dyed microbus

  G            D
And he subscribes to rolling stone

[Verse] If god made this place, in the beginning Did he plant any seeds? Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve So they’d be hungry for the apple That the snake was always offering [Chorus] And yeah yeah god rolls great Yeah yeah god smells good Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah What if god smoked cannabis? Do you suppose he had a buzz? When he made the platypus When he created earth our home Does he like pearl jam or the stones? And do you think he rolls his own Up there in heaven on the throne And when the saints go marching home Maybe he sits and smokes a bowl.