Stephen Lynch – Time Machine (Guitar)

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Guess what would be peachy keen, a time machine yeeah its got me thinkin

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Imagine all you could do with it, like killing baby Hit-ler and save the world from sinkin

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that’s great, but wait I've got other ideas if you know what I mean

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so hop in, let's begin imma fuck shit up with this time machine

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Step 1: baby Hitlers dead, chopped off his baby head and did a little dancin

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Step 2: set the hyper-drive to 1935, kill baby Charlie Manson

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such fun, I'm not done in '26 I got baby Edie I mean

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lets go, you're too slow so many babies to kill with this time machine

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baby Harvey Weinstein in '52 nothing could save you, from the bullet that your face took

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to '84 I don’t give a fuck, I'm killing baby Zuck to save the world from Facebook

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I'm psyched, cuz I spiked baby Cosby's bottle with strychnine

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then shot, Pol Pot but I got there late so he died as a teen

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and the guy who invented the leaf blower, I'm gonna do that one slow

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and the one I cannot mention, cuz of the secret service but I think we all know

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baby Timothy McVeigh boom, I'll get him in the womb before he does his first crime

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up last baby Robert E. Lee, if he's dead you see the South won't rise the first time

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now I'm done, we had fun and got some terrible babies off of the scene

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disagree, then you're free, to go kill baby me with your time machine