Stephen Lynch – Tattoo (Guitar)

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You got a unicorn, butterfly, angel wings  inner thigh

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Queer tattoo... That's a queer tattoo

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Flaming skull, smoking pot, that's the opposite of not a

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Queer tattoo... It's a queer tattoo

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You got a tweedy bird, you got a school mascot, you got a hello kitty. Tell you what you got, 

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got a queer tattoo... Such a queer tattoo

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You think that symbol in Japanese means strength or honor... Nigga please, it means

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Queer tattoo... That's a queer tattoo

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Any lower back tattoo is queer, it might as well say 'insert cock here'

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Whore tattoo... That's a whore tattoo

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And that teardrop under your eye, that you got in prison cause you 'killed a guy'

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That's a cool tattoo... Sir that's a cool tattoo

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You've got a comedy mask, got a tragedy mask, any fucking mask then you must have asked for a

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Queer tattoo... Give me you most queer tattoo

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Your child's name with the words 'be strong' would be beautiful but they spelled strong wrong

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Yeah they spelled it stong... Your stupid kid will now be stong

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How'd the hell they get that wrong? Weren't you watching when they put that shit on?

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Baa bum-bum-bum-ba, bum-bum-bum-ba, bum-bum-bum-ba

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Baa bum-bum-bum-ba, bum-bum-bum-ba, bum-bum-bum-ba

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You love your laughing Jesus tat but that's just Jesus laughing at your

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Queer tattoos... So many queer tattoos

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I guess you got that tribal band from a tribe indigenous to the land of

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Queer tattoos... Really queer tattoos

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You got barbed wire, got a poker ace, got that fucked up thing on Mike Tyson's face

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Got a queer tattoo... A seriously queer tattoo

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And by queer I just mean bad, it wouldn't mean gay unless you had 

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A pink triangle on a rainbow flag, with a bear wearing leather and a red ball gag

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That's a queer tattoo... a literally queer tattoo

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Baa bum-bum-bum-ba, bum-bum-bum-ba, bum-bum-bum-ba

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Baa bum-bum-bum-ba, bum-bum-bum-ba, bum-bum-bum-ba