Stephen Lynch – Superhero (Guitar)

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[Verse 1]

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If I could be a superhero

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I would be awesome man

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I'd fly around the world fighting crime

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According to my awesome plan

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And if I saw criminals trying to lie

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Hurting other people and making them cry

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I'd haul them off to jail in my awesome van

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'Cause I would be awesome man

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If I could be a superhero

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I would be drug-free boy

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Telling the world of the evils of drugs

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And all of the lives they destroy

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Well I'd take all those junkies

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Getting so high

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With their needles and bongs

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And their sticks made of Thai

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As I burn them alive I would squeal with joy

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'Cause I would be drug-free boy

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If I could be a superhero

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I'd be immigration dude

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I'd send the foreigners back to their homes

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For eating up all of our food

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And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot

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Like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit

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I'd pass a lot of laws to get rid of their brood

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'Cause I'd be immigration dude

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If I could be a superhero

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Would you be justice guy?

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Making sure people get what they deserve

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Especially women who lie

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Like if a wife left her husband with three kids and no job

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To run off to fucking Hawaii with some doctor named Bob

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You could skin them and drain them of blood so they die (especially Bob)

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Then you would be justice guy