Stephen Lynch – Special Olympics (Guitar)

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Watch them run watch them fall watch them try to catch a ball

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Olympics

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Special Olympics

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Watch them laugh watch them drool watch them fall into the pool

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That's diving

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At the Special Olympics

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And I know full well

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That I will burn in Hell

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But those guys playing wheelchair basketball

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got to be about the funniest freaking thing I've ever seen in my life!

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At the Special Olympics

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Kid with DOWNS wins the race even though he stood in place

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Olympics

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Special Olympics

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Round his neck gold medals hung resting on his giant tongue

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Special Olympics

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But I kid when I sing

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'Cause these games are a beautiful thing

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Okay I'm really just avoiding Karma

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because my kids are probably going to be born crippled and blind

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and be some retard that I'll have to spend with all my time

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