Stephen Lynch – Omaha (Guitar)

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Blue Bird

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She got her whole fist inside me

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And I forgot my safe word

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Is it Hamilton?

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Or Aaron Burr?

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Every time I get it wrong

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It's another inch deeper (oh Jesus)

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Is it Cumberbatch?

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Or Babadook?

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It's kinda hard to concentrate

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When you're hanging from an old meat hook

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Is it stop?

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Why would it be?

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I asked her for a hint

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But she just took a piss on me (oh Jesus)

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Maybe it's rock

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Maybe it's roll

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Maybe it's please don't slide that

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Rod into my penis hole

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It's not help

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It's not dear God

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I found that one out

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When she hit me with a cattle prod (oh Jesus)

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Now I feel so empty and torn up inside

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Not from guilt but from that fist she made me ride

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It's still in there

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It's not going

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'Till the safe word

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I be knowing

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But I'm blanking

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And she's laughing

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And her forearm's

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About half in

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And this was my first time

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I'm newly christened

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When she talked safe words

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I should have listened

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But I was distracted

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Watched her undressing

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The fuck am I singing?

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Get back to guessing

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Is it whip

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Is it plume

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Is it chair (okay I know it's not)

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I'm just naming shit that I see in this room

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I give up

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SOS

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She got her high heel on my throat

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And now I'm losing conscious-