Stephen Lynch – No Meat (Guitar)

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Vegan living, so healthy and clean       

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So much brown rice, so many mung beans

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And no meat, not one bite of meat

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Juicy meat, succulent meat

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Instead I get, gluten and sea weed

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stew

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Rice milk and lentils and fuckin

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tofu

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I respect every creature from horse,

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Fly to Cow

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I’d blow a goat for some bacon right

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now

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Yeah I’d blow a goat for some bacon, right now

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You eat your southern fried chicken

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And I’ll just have fruit

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How’s that T-bone?

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No really, it’s cool

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I’ll just chew on this turnip root

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With a couple chick peas

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Kill me please

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I’m tired of hummus

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And bulgur wheat

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Tofurkey tofuck yourself

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I want some meat

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I respect every creature the birds and

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the bees

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But I’d eat the shit out some Whopper

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with cheese

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Believe me I’d fuck up that Whopper with cheese

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(Whoa) alfalfa sprouts and a red bean

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A handful of trail mix

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Mmm what a treat

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How bout some soy yogurt served in a

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bowl?

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I’d rather eat a hobo’s asshole

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Yeah I’d rather eat a hobo’s asshole