Stephen Lynch – Little Tiny Moustache (Guitar)

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You're the love of my life but it cuts like a knife

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and I feel that I'm being misled

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See I'm a little concerned for I've recently learned

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of the swastika tattoo on your head

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And it makes you smile when you hear "Sieg Heil"

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You love the smell of a burning cross in the yard

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You do goose step salutes in your Doc Martin boots,

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and you quoted "Mein Kampf" in our 5th anniversary card.

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Are you a nazi?

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I think you're a nazi baby

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Are you a nazi?

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You might be a nazi baby

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You keep extensive files on the Nuremberg trials,

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and you watch them whenever they're airing

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I guess I should've known when you bought a new bone

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for your puppies named Goebbels and Goering

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You showed up late to our very first date,

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I said "how are you" you said "white power"

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Call me paranoid but I'm not overjoyed

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when you ask me if I want to shower...

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I think you're a nazi

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Don't be lying baby,

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Are you a nazi?

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Are you anti-Zion maybe?

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Your every dress is monogrammed SS,

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you hold an Aryan picnic and bash

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And it makes me irate when you say I look great

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when I wear a little tiny moustache,

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Your social politics say that races don't mix,

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and you call it pure blood pollution

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And whenever I'm sad, you say it's not so bad,

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for every problem there's a "Final Solution"...

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I think you're a nazi,

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Give me an answer baby

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Are you a nazi?

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You drive a fucking panzer baby

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 They say that love is blind, so how could I have guessed

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 But then again, I met you at the Wagnerfest

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I know you're a nazi

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And that's why I'm leavin baby

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I know you're a nazi

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Sure as my name is Stephen, Lynch-Berg-en-stein.