Stephen Lynch – If I Were Gay (Guitar)
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Guitar
Ukulele
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Chords
This is from his Comedy Central Presents performance. NO CAPO.
[Chords Used] D-xx0232 D/C#-x40232 Bm*-x04430-| Dsus2-xx0230 D/F#-200232 G-320033---| D*-xx0032 Bm-x24432 A-x02220---| [Intro: 4x] D D D D Dsus2 D D D D D D*D*D*D* e|-2-2-2-2-0-----------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0---------------------------------| B|-3-3-3-3-3-----------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---------------------------------| G|-2-2-2-2-2-(let ring)2-2-2-2-0-0-0-0-0-0---------------------------------| D|-0-0-0-0-0-----------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---------------------------------| A|-x-x-x-x-x-----------x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x---------------------------------| E|-x-x-x-x-x-----------x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x---------------------------------| D D/C# D/F# D Here we are, dear old friends Bm Bm* G A You and i, drunk again D D/C# D/F# D laughs have been had and tears have been shed Bm Bm* G A maybe the whisky has gone to my head
[Chorus]
D A but if i were gay Bm G i would give you my heart D A and if i were gay Bm G you'd be my work of art D A and if i were gay Bm G we would swim in romance A but im not gay G A so get your hand out of my pants
[Intro]
2x- D, Dsus2, D, D*
[Verse]
D D/C# D/F# D Its not that i dont care, i do Bm Bm* G A i just dont see myself in you D D/C# D/F# D another time, another scene Bm Bm* i'd be right behind you G A if you know what i mean
[Chorus]
D A cuz if i were gay Bm G i would give you my soul D A and if i were gay Bm G i would give you my whole being D A and if i were gay Bm G we would tear down the walls A But I'm Not gay G A so wont you stop cupping my...hand
[Intro]
2x- D, Dsus2, D, D*
[Ending]
D Dsus2 D D* we've never hugged,we've never kissed D Dsus2 D D* i've never been intimate with your fist D Dsus2 D D* But you have opened brand new doors D Dsus2 get over here and D D* D,Dsus2,D,D* drop your Drawers