Stephen Lynch – If I Were Gay (Guitar)

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This is from his Comedy Central Presents performance. NO CAPO.
[Chords Used]
D-xx0232      D/C#-x40232   Bm*-x04430-|
Dsus2-xx0230  D/F#-200232   G-320033---|
D*-xx0032     Bm-x24432     A-x02220---|

[Intro: 4x]
   D D D D Dsus2       D D D D D D*D*D*D*
e|-2-2-2-2-0-----------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0---------------------------------|
B|-3-3-3-3-3-----------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---------------------------------|
G|-2-2-2-2-2-(let ring)2-2-2-2-0-0-0-0-0-0---------------------------------|
D|-0-0-0-0-0-----------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---------------------------------|
A|-x-x-x-x-x-----------x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x---------------------------------|
E|-x-x-x-x-x-----------x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x---------------------------------|

D       D/C# D/F#      D
Here we are, dear old friends

Bm     Bm* G     A
You and i, drunk again

D                D/C#    D/F#             D
laughs have been had and tears have been shed

Bm        Bm*        G          A
maybe the whisky has gone to my head
[Chorus]
    D         A
but if i were gay

        Bm          G
i would give you my heart

    D         A
and if i were gay

         Bm         G
you'd be my work of art

    D         A
and if i were gay

         Bm        G
we would swim in romance

 A
but im not gay

   G             A
so get your hand out of my pants
[Intro] 2x- D, Dsus2, D, D* [Verse]
    D       D/C#     D/F#   D
Its not that i dont care, i do

  Bm        Bm*   G         A
i just dont see myself in you

 D        D/C# D/F#       D
another time, another scene

       Bm      Bm*
i'd be right behind you

       G            A
if you know what i mean
[Chorus]
    D         A
cuz if i were gay

        Bm          G
i would give you my soul

    D         A
and if i were gay

        Bm          G
i would give you my whole being

    D         A
and if i were gay

         Bm            G
we would tear down the walls

A
But I'm Not gay

   G             A
so wont you stop cupping my...hand
[Intro] 2x- D, Dsus2, D, D* [Ending]
      D     Dsus2        D     D*
we've never hugged,we've never kissed

     D          Dsus2    D         D*
i've never been intimate with your fist

    D        Dsus2  D         D*
But you have opened brand new doors

    D    Dsus2
get over here and

D    D*   D,Dsus2,D,D*
drop your Drawers