Stephen Lynch – Half A Man (Guitar)
Capo 3
Key
-
Versions
(2)
Guitar Tab
Guitar
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
This song is really simple
E G D C E|-0----3----2----0-| B|-0----0----3----1-| G|-1----0----2----0-| D|-2----0----0----2-| A|-2----2----X----3-| E|-0----3----X----X-|
Verse 1:
E All my days, G D E I live with my disgrace G D E I'm afraid to show my face G D C Or at least take off my underwear... E See I was born G D E Like a half way neutered pet G D E I don’t have a matching set G D It’s a part of me C That just aint there
Please, don’t stare
Chorus
E G Well I’m a gambling man with out two dice E G I’m like Uncle Ben with only one grain of rice E G Oh to have two testis would be so nice D C E But I’m half a man D C E Yeah, I’m half a man
Verse2
E Wanna die G D E end it all, just call it quits G D E I can’t find a cup that fits G D C And at baseball games I feel so dumb C When I hear “ball one? E Oh, my God G D E How could you have been so cruel G D E To give me one family jewel G D C And the one that’s there must feel so sad C He’s a lonely nad
Chorus 2
E G Well I’m a marathon runner with just one leg E G I’m a fallopian tube with just one egg E Oh, I want another testi G Do I have to beg? D C E I’m half a man D C E Yeah, im half a man
Bridge
E..G...E...G...E...G...D...C kinda like chorus
Chorus 3
E G Well I’m a tweedle dee with no tweedle dum E G And I’m a Siskel and an Ebert with just one thumb E G And I’m a Yo Ho Ho with no bottle of rum D C E I’m just half a man D C E Yeah, I’m half a man