Stephen Lynch – For Me (Guitar)

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------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed by: Apostolas Email: [email protected] I haven't seen a tab for this song, so I thought I'd try to make one. I'm pretty sure is how it goes. Any comments or questions just e-mail me. Thanks. Intro/Verse: When you see the x's, slap the strings. Play 3x during the verse's, and intro is included in the first verse.
e|---------3------x------3------3------0------0------------------------------|
B|---------3------x------3------3------0----------0--------------------------|
G|----------------x------4------4------0--------------0----------------------|
D|----------------x------5------5------2------------------2------------------|
A|--2-------------x------5------5------2----------------------2--------------|
E|--3-------------x------3------3------0--------------------------0----------|

e|--------------0---------------3p0------------------------------------------|
B|------1---------------1-------------1--------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------2----------------------------------|
D|------2-------2-------2---2-----------------2------------------------------|
A|--0-------0-------0--------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Verse 1 Lyrics: The union of a woman and a man, touchin' for the very first time. The gentle texture of a hand, true love is always hard to find. Chorus 1:
Em                                       C    D
And sometimes, my penis ain't as hard as wood.

Em                                     C      D
And sometimes, your disappointed in my manly hood.

C                       D
I can't take it please, fake it for me.
Verse 2 Lyrics: Take the nature of love, can only make this relationship grow. And don't send from heaven above, cause things don't always work down below. Chorus 2:
Em                                    C    D
And I know, that the porno movies make ya feel cheap

Em                                       C      D
And sometimes, you finish while I'm fast asleep, baby.

C                       D
I can't take it please, fake it for me.
Play intro 1x here. Bridge:
C               D           G        D
Try so hard to be a man but, so damn hard to please.

C                    D                   G          D
Doesn't help to know that your best friend, runs on batteries.

C                       D
I can't take it please, fake it for me.
Chorus 3:
Em                              C          D
Even though, my love's a little premature, yeah.

Em                                C      D
When you call me, Mr. Softy I get insecure.

C                       D
I can't take it please, fake it for me.
Play the intro once more at the end and strum G once to finish it off. This is a pretty funny song and it can be found on you tube to get the strumming pattern. | / slide up | \ slide down | h hammer-on | p pull-off | ~ vibrato | + harmonic | x Mute note ===============================================================================