Stephen Lynch – Dirty Sanchez (Guitar)
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Versions
(2)
Guitar
Ukulele
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D i r t y S a n c h e z
S T E P H E N L Y N C H / J O B E R G & G U R N E R
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+--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+
+ This file is Jordan Lapping’s own work and represents his +
+ interpretation of the song. You may only use this file for +
+ private study, scholarship, or research. The contents may not +
+ be duplicated for use with other websites without written +
+ permission. Thank you for understanding. Enjoy. +
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping
Standard E Tuning
CHORDS USED:
A Am C Dm E E7 Em7 F G
e]--0----0----0----1----0----0----0----1----3--|
B]--2----1----1----3----0----0----0----1----0--|
G]--2----2----0----2----1----1----0----2----0--|
D]--2----2----2----0----2----0----0----3----0--|
A]--0----0----3---------2----2----2----3----2--|
E]----------------------0----0----0----1----3--|INTRO:
Am - Dm, Dm - E, E - Am
Am - Dm, Dm - E, Am
VERSE 1:
Am Dm I met a senorita and she was so-a sweet-a E Am So I approached and asked her for a little dance Am Dm She turned and gave a smile, and then she shook it for a while E Am And I knew I had to get into her... pants
VERSE 2:
Am Dm So for hours we were grinding, her beauty was so blinding E Am I suggested to mi casa we must go Am Dm Her body's ripe and sweaty; she said “I think I’m ready” E Am And that’s when our love had begun to grow
VERSE 3:
Am Dm I turned on some music salsa, and spread cologne upon my balls, and E Am Was a-ready for this girl to meet her doom Am Dm The candles set the mood, "I hope you do not think I’m rude" E A As I gently show the way to papás room...
CHORUS 1:
N/C A F I shoved my finger up her ass and wiped it on her upper lip G C Ohhhhhhh – that’s the Dirty Sanchez Em7 A F "Please don't think that I am crass, love that finger in your ass" G C Em7 Ohhhhhhh – love the Dirty Sanchez A F I hope you see the truth; finger looks like... Baby Ruth G C Ohhhhhhh – in the Dirty Sanchez Em7 A F Your life will be complete, nothing ever smelled as sweet E N/C Ohhh.. [inhale] N/C ("That's fucking disgusting") E E7 As The Dirty Sanchez...!
VERSE 4:
Am Dm I was looking for another babe to be my little Sanchez Slave E Am I found an actress; she was needy as can be Am Dm So I put on all my charm, "Don’t want to cause you no alarm" E Am "But you’re the most bonita girl I’ve ever seen"
VERSE 5:
Am Dm N/C I could not believe my luck, this little girl was ripe to... pluck E Am She was a sweet young thing, but ready for a trick Am Dm I had a shot - she had one too; it was the proper thing to do E A And then I gave her hungry brown eye once we left...
CHORUS 2:
N/C A F I shoved my finger up her ass and wiped it on her upper lip G C Ohhhhhhh – that’s the Dirty Sanchez Em7 A F Your life will be complete, nothing ever smelled as sweet E N/C Ohhh.. [inhale] N/C "Stop it, I'm not gonna smell your fucking finger! Get the fuck away from me!" E E7 As The Dirty Sanchez...!
VERSE 6:
Am Dm My God, it was beyond control; I couldn’t get enough... butt hole E Am And then I found my perfect little match Am Dm She had a Latin ass; divine! She promised it would all be mine! E Am But first she had a certain itch to scratch...
VERSE 7:
Am Dm She said, “I have one small request to put our love to the test" E Am "You’re my big strong caballero, yes it’s true" Am Dm "I’ll let you ravage my behind but, mi amor, if you don’t mind" E N/C Am "First, I’d like to do the same to you...!"
VERSE 8:
Am Dm "So, now baby you bend over and you act like my dog, Rover" E Am "I got a negros strap-on dildio especial!" Am Dm She pulled out a jar of jelly and then she threw me on my belly E Am And slathered up my tight virgin canal...
BRIDGE:
Am Dm She dug her finger up my ass... and smeared it on my upper lip E Am Oooooohh - that’s a Dirty Sanchez! Dm It hurt my tender balloon knot... the farther up her finger got E Am Ooo-wow-woooooow! Dirty-Dirty-Dir-Di-Dir-Di-Dir-Di-Dirty Sanchez...! Dm Until the pain came to my eyes... and a quiver in my thighs E Am ... Surprise! I like the Dirty Sanchez!
CHORUS 3:
A F That aroma I know well made my heart begin to swell G C Ah, hell! We love the Dirty Sanchez! Em7 A F I shoved my finger up his ass, and smeared on his upper lip G C Ohhhhhhh – that’s the 'Dirty Sanchez' Em7 A (And I give him nine-hundred and ninty one Dirty Sanchezes, F a Rusty Trombone and a Devine Brown for good measure!) G E Ohhhhhhh – in the Dirty Sanchez N/C Am Dm E Am In the Dirty Sancheeeeeeeeeeez...
OUTRO:
N/C
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