Stephen Lynch – Country Love Song (Guitar)

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D                    Dsus2    G
I made love to you all night long 

D                    Dsus2    G
Then I got up to write you a song

D                         G
I watched you sleep and I fell in Love

Bm                        G
Must've been sent from Heaven above

A
Don't think you could ever do no wrong

                 D             Dsus2    G
Then you farted.       

             D             Dsus2    G
Oh baby, you farted.

D                             Dsus2    G
At first, I thought that it was kinda cute

D                                    Dsus2       G
I suppressed a smile when I heard your girly poot poot

D                         G
But then the smell came a wafting by

Bm                        G
Brought a little tear drop to my eye

A
Think that I'll go sleep out on the couch

                    D             Dsus2    G 
Because you farted.

Em
It can milk curdle, make your skin crawl

A
Make the paint peel off of the walls

Em
Don't wanna sleep under the covers no more

A
Since the hot winds blew from out your back door

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Baby, it sure has been a gas

D                             Dsus2    G
But something up and died inside your ass

D                         G
Sure as hell, that my name is Stephen

Bm                        G
It's about time that I got even

A
Get ready for the magic I'm about to pass

                            D
Uh, I think I shit my pants