Stephen Lynch – A Month Dead (Ukulele)

A     D       F          A
I lie next to her in the bed

          D            F           A
She's the kind of girl I'd like to wed

     D        F              C
Nevermind the fact that she's dead

   Bb        A  G             A  G
It turns me on,   it turns me on

A     D              F           A
Sure, she's a little cold to the touch

    D            F         A
But that doesn't bother me much

  D         F           C
Because the embalmer did such 

  Bb       A G          A   G
A lovely job,  a lovely job

A                            G
She's a month dead and she's starting to smell

       A                    G    N.C. 
But if loving a corpse is a sin,      I'll see you in hell

    A      D       F               A
And now, I got her propped up in a chair

      D          F            A
She's losing her skin and her hair

        D            F            C
And I'm wishing that she wouldn't stare

   Bb        A  G            A   G  
So much at me,    so much at me

A           D         F          A
Yeah, Rigor mortis is taking its toll

        D       F          A
And her body is stiff as a pole

         D             F           C
But I'll never put her back in the hole

  Bb        A   G           A     G  
I dug her from,   I dug her from

A                            G
She's a month dead and she's starting to smell

       A                    G    N.C. 
But if loving a corpse is a sin,      I'll see you in hell