Stephen Lynch – 3 Balloons (Guitar)
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Guitar
Ukulele
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Bm G I call you from my car to say I'll be there in a while D A Asus2 A short plane ride and I will get to see your pretty smile Bm G There's nothing on the radio, I fiddle with the dial D A Asus2 And then I see a sign; the airport's just another mile Bm G D A I check my bags and think about how much I hate to fly Bm G D A And as I near security, I almost start to cry... D G A Well, I hope the Law Enforcement Agents can't tell from my face D G A Asus2 I got three balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place D G A I'm sweating and I'm nervous, and I need a little air D G A Asus4 'Cause with four balloons of heroine, it's getting crowded up in there... A D Crowded up in there...
INTERLUDE 1:
D D/F Gsus2 Asus4 A
Bm G My mind is all a-jumble and my blood is cold as ice D A I dread the thought of having to unload this merchandise Bm G "Relax", I think, "It's not so bad; it might feel kind of nice" D A "Besides, who hasn't had a finger up there once or twice?" Bm G D A I must remember, don't leave any drugs inside the host Bm G D A I did that once and a girl who tossed my salad overdosed D G A Well, I say a little prayer, "Hail Maria Full of Grace!" D G A I got three balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place D G A I'm sweating and I'm nervous, and I need a little air D G A Asus4 And I swear I’m farting lines of blow into my underwear... A D From the derriere... Bm G I was a little eager when I loaded up my stash D A 5 balloons of ecstasy and 6 balloons of hash Bm G 8 balloons of LSD and 9 of sensimilla D A A box of Chinese fireworks Guatemalan child Bm G I made it to the gate now and my joy I can't contain D A Asus4 I board the aircraft take my seat in the cockpit of the plane D G A As I taxi down the runway I get a smile on my face D G A I've got 3 balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place D G A Flight crew prepare for take off as I lift us into air D G A And by the way does anyone want to buy Guatemalan child D G A From my derriere A D I've got 3 balloons A D Mmm I've got 3 balloons A D Mmm I've got 3 balloons