Steely Dan – Two Against Nature (Guitar)

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Versions (2)

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Chords

3/4 time throughout
|Gb/Ab Ab13     |               |Gb/Ab Bbsus4/Ab|           |
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|Ab13  Eb/Ab     |              |Gb/Ab Bbsus2/Ab|           |
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|Ab7       |Ab7        |Ab7        |Ab7        |
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|Ab7       |Ab7        |Ab7        |Ab7        |
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|Ab7       |Ab7        |Ab7        |Ab7        |
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|Ab7       |Ab7        |Ab7        |Ab7        |
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Ab7
Bad news breaking in 18A

Ab7
Missy's kitty turn inside out she say

Ab7
Spider queen demon and that whole crew

Ab7
Across the lobby the wicker wing chair flew

Ab7
All the nice people those goodly souls

Ab7
Quaking in their respective hidey-holes

Ab7
Everyone's wasted in this gruesome dream

Ab7
Not a one of them left to hear you scream
[Chorus:]
Em7
Two against nature don't you know

Em7
Who's gonna grok the shape of things to go

Em7
Two against nature make them groan

Em7
Who's gonna break the shape of things unknown

|Ab7         |Ab7        |Ab7        |Ab13      |
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Ab7
Madame Erzulie she come last night

Ab7
Bang you silly but leave a nasty bite

Ab7
There on your nightstand much worse than that

Ab7
Panatela and old black derby hat

Ab7
Call your doctor - call your shrink

Ab7
Western science she strictly rinkydink

Ab7
They all masissi but we hang tough

Ab7
Apsatively gonna help you beat that stuff
[Chorus:]
Em7
Two against nature tan and lean

Em7
Puttin' big heat on skanky things unseen

Em7
Two against nature slinging dread

Em7
These boys wanna bang the skulls of things undead

|Cmaj7+5/A  |E7/A       |Cmaj7+5/A  |E7/A     |
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|D7/A       |Fmaj13     |
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|D7+9       |D7+9       |D7+9       |D7+9      |
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|D7+9       |D7+9       |D7+9       |D7+9      |
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|D7+9       |D7+9       |D7+9       |D7+9      |
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|D7+9       |D7+9       |D7+9       |D7+9      |
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|D7+9       |D7+9       |D7+9       |D7+9      |
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Ab7
T-Bone Angie she champion liar

Ab7
Sew the mouth shut with rusty chicken wire

Ab7
Brother Lou Garue and the Jerry Garry

Ab7
Sprinkling chicken water gonna hush all three

Ab7
Beautiful housewife in deep distress

Ab7
'Specially you deserve our very best

Ab7
Two against nature they got that stuff

Ab7
Good things happening when you see about us
[Chorus:]
Em7
Two against nature love this gig

Em7
Pull up the weeds before they're too damn big

Em7
Two against nature stand alone

Em7
Who's gonna chase the shape of things unknown

Em7
Two against nature don't you know

Em7
Who's gonna drop the boom on things to go

Em7
Two against nature make them groan

Em7
Gonna bang-zoom to the moon of things unknown

|Ab7         |Ab7        |Ab7        |Ab7      |
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|Ab7         |Ab7        |Ab7        |Ab7      |
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Ab7
Scrape the wallboards the whole damn batch

Ab7
Catch the maggoty eggs before they hatch

Ab7
Pepper and ratbone make damn sure

Ab7
Shake the rubbish out on the patio floor

Ab7
Soak the timber with special spray

Ab7
Nuke the itty bitty ones right where they lay

Ab7
Whip the bastards while they still green

Ab7
Take the firemop - sweep it kissing clean

|Ab7         |Ab7        |Ab7        |Ab7      |
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|Ab7         |Ab7        |Ab7        |Ab7      |
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|Ab7         |Ab7        |Ab7        |Ab7      |
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|Ab7         |Ab7        |Ab7        |Ab7      |
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