Steel Panther – Weenie Ride (Guitar)

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I wanna tell you 'bout something fun

      Dm
So I wrote you this song

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If you've ever been to Disneyland

            Dm
You know the lines can be real long

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But I got a ride that the bitches love

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you won't have to wait at all

G
All you gotta do is ditch your boyfriend

G
And give sexy Michael Starr a call

C
I'll take your ass for a weenie ride

C
Spread your cheeks and swallow your pride

F
It's scary like a roller coaster

Fm
It will stretch you out so wide

C
Gonna take your ass for a weenie ride

C
Hold on tight 'cause I'm coming inside

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It's better than a Ferris Wheel or a water slide

           F                          C
I want to sing about a thing that's funner than a swing

     Dm
And better than the monkey bars

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You can take it on the couch or your water bed

       Dm
Or in the back of your Daddy's car

        F                   Em
And it's open all day, night time too

Dm              C
Seven fucking days a week

G
It only shuts down intermittently

G
So I can take a leak

C
So put that snatch on a weenie ride

C
Ride her face down or on your side

F
You'll be amazed what you can fit in there

Fm
When some leverage is applied

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Open your legs for a weenie ride

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You won't be the first to see it and cry

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Just bring the baby wipes and some Astroglide

Am                   G
It's a weenie ride, oh yeah

D#
Scream for me

D#
Scream out in ecstasy

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Honey, won't you try the weenie ride

G#
You're never gonna be the same

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Baby, how you gonna get to heaven if you can't take a little pain?

C
Step right up for a weenie ride

C
It's even more fun when you're gagged and tied

F
Oops, I think I got a little DNA

Fm
All over your backside

C
I wanna tell your friends about the weenie ride

C
You can charge admission, baby, I don't mind

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Even with the big old muff you won't get tonight

C
For the weenie ride

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Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (it's a weenie ride)

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Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (come spread your thighs)

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Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh)

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Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (it's a weenie ride)

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Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (it's a weenie ride, yeah)

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Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (baby, baby, baby)

C
It's a weenie ride