Steel Panther – Stocking Song (Guitar)
Open D (D-A-D-F#-A-D)
Key
-
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
This was tabbed by ear and I think it's pretty close. The chords are all variations, and are listed below.
This is how I played it. Feel free to suggest/edit how it's actually played. I watched along with live
videos to tabbed it. The chords above the words might be a little off on timing.
Open D Tuning (D A D F# A D)
D A G B |----0-----0-----0-----0---| |----0-----0-----0-----0---| |----8-----10----8-----0---| |----7-----9-----7-----11--| |----5-----7-----5-----9---| |----0-----7-----5-----9---|
[Intro]
D A
[Verse 1]
D So you say you like candy canes G All the ladies do B Candy canes were meant for sucking G So don't you think about trying to chew
[Verse 2]
D How about a little eggnog G I got a homemade recipe B You're gonna get love-drunk on my eggnog G A Even though it's alcohol-free
[Chorus]
D A D I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
Gonna fill it up nice and tight
B G Gonna feel so good when I slide my gifts into it tonight D A D I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
Gonna fill it up with all I got
B G D Nick nacks and candies gonna hit your stocking G-spot
[Interlude]
D A
[Verse 3]
D I know you like your toys, girl G I got toys to fulfill your needs B The kind that only use double D batteries G And run at variable speeds
[Verse 4]
D Gonna stuff it with an iPhone G All I ask is some tit for tat B If you could memorize the Kama Sutra G A Heck, they probably make an app for that! Baby
[Chorus]
D A D I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
Gonna fill it to the tippy top
B G Gonna take it all out then stuff it back in... Take it all out... stuff it back in A You're never gonna want me to stop D A D I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
With holiday love and romance
B G A D I just hope that Santa doesn't stuff it before I get the chance
[Outro]
D A D