Steel Panther – Poontang Boomerang (Guitar)
Key
-
Versions
(3)
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
[Intro]
Eb Gb Ab
[Verse 1]
C Bb Met a girl on Tinder, About a year ago Ab Bb Ass felt like a beanbag, stinky down below C Bb F She never got a call back, I couldn't get on that fattie Ab Bb Yeah, I went golfing 3 days later Db Guess who shows up as my caddy
[Chorus]
Ebm Gb Ab Gb Poontang Boomerang, just can't throw her away! Ebm Gb Dump her ass on a friday night Ab She's back by Saturday (Sing it!) Ebm B Poontang Boomerang...
[Verse 2]
C Bb My friend was getting married, I met the bride to be C Db It was pretty obvious she wanted some of me C Bb F Ab I told her just this one time, I would make an exception Bb Db Then she tried to suck my balls at her wedding reception
[Chorus]
Ebm Gb Poontang Boomerang, Give that shit a hurl Ab But I can almost guarantee I'm gonna wind up with that girl. Ebm Gb Ab Poontang Boomerang, Thought about going gay Ebm Bbm Db F But Boomerang wang is even worse, they say!
[Hook]
Ebm
You can chuck that whoreIf you don't wanna fuck no more
But you better watch out Jack
'Cause that ass is comin' back
Eb If you're tired of gettin' it around Db You can take the next bus outta town Eb But you can't get far enough away
That bitch will find you any day
Change your name and cut your hair
Bbm Move away to Timbuktu Eb But I'm telling you right now
That boomerang tang will follow you
You can chuck that whore
If you don't wanna fuck no more
F
But you better look out Jack'Cause that ass is comin' back
[Chorus]
Ebm Gb Poontang Boomerang, That shit never fails! Ebm Gb Ab Sure as a bear shits in the woods, and sail boats have sails Ebm Gb Ab Ebm Poontang Boomerang, Better wise up real quick! Gb Ab Bo-bo-boomerang is out there dangerous, down under on your dick Ebm Gb Poontang Boomerang, Oh yeah! Ebm B Poontang Boomerang Ebm F Gb Ab Poontang Boomerang
Aw yeah!