Steel Panther – If You Really Really Love Me (Guitar)

Half-Step Down (Eb-Ab-Db-Gb-Bb-Eb)
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Band: Steel Panther Song: If You Really, Really Love Me Album: Balls Out (2011) B = 1/4 bend (make the pitch go up 1/4 of a step) b = bend up to the next note r = release the bend Chords: YOU CAN DROP THE HIGH E ON EACH CHORD AND YOU MIGHT FIND THAT IT SOUNDS BETTER WITH THE SONG!
   Bsus4 Asus2 E Dsus E5 C#m G6
eb|--0----0----0--0---0--0---0--|
Bb|--0----0----0--0---0--0---0--|
Gb|--4----2----1--7---9--6---0--|
Db|--4----2----2--7---9--6---5--|
Ab|--2----0----2--5---7--4---5--|
Eb|------------0-------------3--|
*The place the chord transition is on the lyrics isn't perfect- it's easier to just listen to the song and find when to switch chords.
Bsus4                              Asus2
If you really really really really love me

E                                    Bsus4
Then you really really really gotta show me

                               Asus2
Don't whine when I put it in your booty

E                                      Bsus4
Or if I'm up all night playing Call of Duty

                        Dsus
Never hassle me because I'm unemployed

     E5                      Bsus4
If I sleep all day don't get annoyed

C#m                                                 Asus2
Then I'll know that you really really really really really really really

Bsus4
love me

C#m                  Asus2
If you really really love me

Bsus4                         Asus2
If you really truly want to make me feel nice

E                                   Bsus4
Make it so I don't ever have to ask twice

                           Asus2
Let me have the keys to your Mercedes

E                                    Bsus4
Don't get mad when I bring home some ladies

                 Dsus
If I get fat and look like an ape

E5                     Bsus4
Lie to me, tell me I'm in great shape

C#m
Then I'll know that you really really really

Asus2                     Bsus4
Really really really love me

Electric Guitar time! (Chorus 1)
eb|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Bb|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Gb|-------7-7-------7-7---------------------------4-4-4-4----4----------|
Db|--5-5--7-7--5-5--7-7--7-7--2-2----7-7--2-2-----4-4-4-4-2--4----7--2--|
Ab|--5-5--5-5--5-5--5-5--7-7--2-2----7-7--2-2-----2-2-2-2-2--2----7--2--|
Eb|--3-3-------3-3-------5-5--0-0-3B-5-5--0-0-3B----------0-------5--0--|
If you wonder what I did with the rent Just consider it money well spent I bought trunks and a new surfboard So just go tell your dumb landlord That you love me You really really love me (Same chord progression as the "If you really truly..." part) If I have sex with your friend Melanie Don't act like it's some kind of felony It's not uncommon for this kind of infidelity It happens to a lot of guys like Tiger Woods and me Just be happy that I'm hung like a horse And you get to ride the pony of course 'Cause I'm really really really really really really Really really fond of you too
Chorus 2
eb|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
Bb|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
Gb|-------7--7-------7--7------------------------4-4-4-4----4----------|
Db|--5-5--7--7--5-5--7--7--7-7--2--2--7-7--2--2--4-4-4-4-2--4----7--2--|
Ab|--5-5--5--5--5-5--5--5--7-7--2--2--7-7--2--2--2-2-2-2-2--2----7--2--|
Eb|--3-3--------3-3--------5-5--0--0--5-5--0--0----------0-------5--0--|
When you think it's really sucky girl All your friends will say 'you lucky girl' You got a man who's hot you say All the girls wanna be with me 'Cause they love me They really really love me Yes they do
Solo: ALL CREDIT FOR THE SOLO GOES TO THIS USER: RandomBlahhh (hammer-ons not included
in the tab)
Eb|--19b21r19--17--------------------------------------------------------------|--|
Bb|----------------20--19--17------17------------------------------------------|--|
Gb|----------------------------19------19------19------------------------------|--|
Db|----------------------------------------17------17--16--14------14----------|--|
Ab|------------------------------------------------------------17------16------|--|
Eb|------------------------------------------------------------------------17--|--|

Eb|---------------------------------------------------------14--17--19b21t22--19b21t21--19*--|--|
Bb|-------------------------------------------------14--17-----------------------------------|--|
Gb|-----------------------------------------14--16-------------------------------------------|--|
Db|---------------------------------14--16---------------------------------------------------|--|
Ab|--15------14b15--14------14--16-----------------------------------------------------------|--|
Eb|------17-------------17-------------------------------------------------------------------|--|
Chords during the solo are: Asus2 G6 Dsus Asus2 (x2) (Same chord progression as the 2nd verse) If you really really really really love me You never make me hang out with your family Your mum sucks and your dad really hates me When I try to borrow money he berates me Somehow he thinks that I'm too old for you 'Cause you're 19 and I'm 52 He can't see that you really really really really really really love me
C#m                                    Asus2                Bsus4
You really really really really really really really really love me

C#m                  Asus2
If you really really love me
************************************ | r Release | t Tapping | b Bend ************************************