Steel Panther – I Aint Buying What Youre Selling (Guitar)

Half-Step Down (Eb-Ab-Db-Gb-Bb-Eb)
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from “Heavy Metal Rules” (2019) [Chords] D5 xx023x A/D xx0220 G/D xx0003 A x0222x G 3x0003 Bb6 x1303x G/B x2x03x Cadd9 x3x03x F5 133xxx [Intro] D5 A/D G/D D5 [Verse 1]
D5
I don't need a crystal ball

   A/D
To tell me that I'll be

G/D
Dead from liver failure

                     D5
Just wait around and see

D5
Don't need acupuncture

   A/D
To rid me of my pain

G/D
I've got pharmaceuticals

                  D5
And no plans to abstain
[Chorus 1]
            A               G                  D5
Cuz I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling

            A               G                  D5
Cuz I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling
[Verse 2]
D5
I don't need confession

     A/D
To absolve me of my sins

G/D
They're as much a part of me

                D5
As a fish is to his fins

    D5
And I don't need the government

     A/D
Or a social safety net

     G/D
That ponzi scheme will crash someday

                     D5
If it hasn't started yet
[Chorus 2]
            A               G                  D5
And I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling

            A               G                  D5
And I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling
[Bridge]
Bb6
If I come across

   G/B
As if I am complaining

                Cadd9
It's cuz you're pissing down my back

           D5
And you're telling me it's raining

      Bb6
Maybe you believe the bullshit

   G/B
Or maybe you're just lying

    Cadd9   F5
But I ain't buying
[Instrumental] D5 A/D G/D D5 [Verse 3]
D5
I don't need conspiracies

   A/D
Or ufology

      G/D
To distract me from my happy life

           D5
Of mediocrity

     D5
I've got a labradoodle

         A/D
And I've got the gift of song

    G/D
And when that's not enough

                       D5
I take a ripper off my bong
[Chorus 3]
            A               G                  D5
And I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling

        A               G                  D5
I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling

        A               G                  D5
I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling
[Outro] D5 A/D G/D D5