Steel Panther – Heavy Metal Rules (Guitar)

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[Verse]
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Couldn't make no money as a singer

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Didn't  seem to get too far

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So  I sell pot brownies and Vicodin

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From the back seat of my car

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Movin' back to Chicago

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Gonna  rest my achin' head

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Spotify  took my last 2 cents

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And the butter for my bread

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Gene  Simmons said it

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Rock and roll is dead

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Rock and roll is dead
[Verse 2]
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I never did it for the money

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I  only did it to get laid

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But I can't buy shots for the ladies

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If there's no way to get paid

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Now I can't make money on my good looks

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Can't make it on applause

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So I sell nose beers to the kiddos

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And thumb my own nose at the laws
[Pre-chorus]
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But I'm never ever gonna stop playing

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Even though rock and roll ain't paying
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Cuz heavy metal rules, heavy metal rules

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Heavy metal rules, heavy metal rules

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Heavy metal rules

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And everybody else can suck my dick
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Gonna make my money stealing hub caps

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And selling black tar on the streets

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Taking handbags from old ladies

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While they respond to Trumpy's Tweets

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Apple came to town a ringing

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A death knell for the band

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If I can't make money selling records

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I'm gonna make it any way I can
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And I'm gonna keep on rocking your ass

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As long as I'm on the right side of the grass
[Chorus]
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Cuz heavy metal rules, heavy metal rules (Madonna - she's a dick!)

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Heavy metal rules, heavy metal rules (That punk shit belongs on Mars!)

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Heavy metal rules, heavy metal rules (Dokken, Van Halen, they all fucking rule!)

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Heavy metal rules

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And everybody else can suck my fucking dick
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