Steel Panther – Anything Goes (Guitar)

Half-Step Down (Eb-Ab-Db-Gb-Bb-Eb)

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Eb-tuning

[Intro] D E D E A/C# D D E D E A/C# D D E D E A/C# D D E D E A/C# D D E D E A/C# D D E D E A/C# D [Verse]

E
Tie a couple lassos around those tits

     E
Pour syrup on her ass like she's chicken and grits

A
Make her wear a mask like Nikki Sixx

                           C
Bring a german shepherd on into the mix yeah!

E
Anything goes! anything goes!

E
Paint your fucking cock like a barber pole

E
Send a GoPro up your own butthole

A
Dress your bitch up like a butch marine

                               C
Give her 50 push ups while she rolls her bean yeah!

E
Anything goes! I say anything goes!

[Chorus]

B
Break out the whips candle wax

G
Chains and weed whackers

     D          A
Baby don't hold back!

E
Anything goes! Anything goes!

C
Fuck you from behind

Em
Fuck you from below

D                A     E
Fuck you from up above

    C                  Em
But anything goes with other bitches too

   D                  B    A
So baby don't fall in love

[Solo] C Em D A E C Em D B A [Verse 2]

E
Tattoo unicorns on your shaven balls

E
Bang a hot midget at Niagara Falls

A
Steal a Saturn 5 and fuck an astronaut

                C
Zero G anal and weightless cumshots

E
Anything goes! Fucking anything goes!

[Chorus 2]

B
Break out the tanks

Hand grenades

G
Minus Charlie Sheen

      D          A
Cuz I don't want AIDS

E
Anything goes! Baby anything goes!

               E
Honey anything goes!

D                                                            E
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fucking monkey fuckers, say anything goes!