Starkid – Wizard Of The Year Gilderoy (Ukulele)

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Who's wiser than a warlock

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And tougher than a troll

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And charming as candy cane

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Who's faster than a phoenix

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And sly as a sphinx

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And always set to entertain

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  Here to give this sagging tale

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A hero to employ

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Look up to the skies

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Now look in my eyes

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  It's Gilderoy

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Who's handsome as a hobbit

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And manly as mare

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And loves to give the girls a wink

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Who's funny as a ferret

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And quick as quill

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And always sings without a lip sync

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  Here to rid your nostrils of that dreadful potter boy

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Cause that smell in the air

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Is the marvelous flair of

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(scuse' me) Gilderoy

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Long ago lived a fellow who caught your eye

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Hair that curled in a beautiful fro

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Now it's gone and replaced with a suit and tie

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Dancing in a variety show

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Oh, where did he go

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Does he even care at all

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Recently, he's been acting very queer

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Every day, his story grows,

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More and more banal

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And Voldemort isn't coming back this year

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Gilderoy is here

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To fill you're short attention spans

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Why look at that wonder boy

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When you could be a-looking at a wonder man

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(We could be a-looking at a wonder man)

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Who was wizard of the year

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Seven times in seven years. Who was it?

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  (Gilderoy)

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Who conquered all his fears

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And made a boggart disappear. Go on say it

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(Gilderoy)

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Who taught a yeti how to sing? (Gilderoy)

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Walked into Mordor and destroyed the ring? (Gilderoy)

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Battled a banshee and came out a champ? (Gilderoy)

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Trapped Ja'far inside of a lamp

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Stories of wonder for each girl and boy

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Paperback or hardback for you to enjoy

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Form an orderly line  (it's Gilderoy)

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Ladies one at a time  (it's Gilderoy)

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Gimme something to sign  (it's Gilderoy)

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  All sales are final

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Soon the school will be mine

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It's Gilderoy