Starkid – The Guy Who Didnt Like Musicals - Show Stoppin Number (Guitar)

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[VERSE 1]
A7     A
It's...a...

D
Show stoppin' number

  Bm
A real show stopper

  D                          E  A7
A show stoppin' number, come on

D
Something to shock 'em

   Bm
To bring them a-crawlin'

  D                   Em    A
A big time box office draw

         G
With the press and the glamour

      Bb           C
We'll kill the reviews

     D               F   G
Spotlight on Mr. Ingénue

   Em
So fill up your Tumblr

      A                         D
Got a show stoppin' number for you
[DIALOGUE] C G Bb [VERSE 2]
  D
A show stoppin' number

   Bm
Is something you die for

  D                     Em   A7
A real catchy earwormy tune

   D
An award winning score

     Bm
That seeps in and out of your pores

  G                 D            F   G
A ditty to make the chorus girls swoon

      G
It'll unify humanity

     Bb         C
In a thundering chorus

   D                           F   G
No exits from this Broadway venue

   G
So splash those shiny cymbals

      Em            A          D
Got a show stoppin' hymnal for you
[DIALOGUE] F G [CHORUS]
Bm                                   E7
Business calls, I'm up to my ass in shit

E7
What is this business?

Bm                                             E7
Markets are crashing and I'm at the edge of my wits

E7
I just can't take it

     G             E
When all I want to do

    G         D
Is spend the day with

A
Greg...

    G
And Steve...

    C
And Stu...

    F
And Mark...

    G
And Leighton...

    Am7
And Chad...
[DIALOGUE] Am [CHORUS]
G             E
All I want to do

    G        D        F     G
Is spend the day with Steve and -

 D
Five o'clock can't come soon enough

 E
Five o'clock can't come soon enough

 F
Five o'clock can't come soon enough

  C                            Am   A
I can't wait to get home to my boys!
[VERSE 3]
   D
A show stoppin' number

  Bm
A real show stopper

   D                 F    E
An aria to rule them all

         G
They'll throw us their money

   Bb           C
At full price admission

    D                        F  G
The world will come tumblin' down

Em
Hamilton move over

     A                     D
Your new competition's in town
[DIALOGUE] G Am C F G Am Am7 Am A [CHORUS]
D                                    E
Workin' boys, we're up in our ass in shit

E
What is this business?

 D
Five o'clock can't come soon enough

 E
Five o'clock can't come soon enough

 F
Five o'clock can't come soon enough

  C                 Bb         F
I can't wait to get home to my boys