Starkid – Nightmare Time - The Hatchetfield Ape Man (Guitar)
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Chords
[Intro]
B B7 D5 B
B B7
[Verse 1]
N.C. B B7 Here’s a lil story ‘bout the Hatchetfield Ape-Man B B7 He was born some place in the fuckin’ woods
[Pre-Chorus]
Bm He is tall, he is short D He’s good or bad at sports E F# The point is that nobody knows Bm Bm/A G Bm Bm/A E All I know about the Hatchetfield Ape-Man F# Bm He’s an ape... man
[Chorus]
Bm/A G (Wooly Foot his name is...) Bm Bm/A G Bm Ooohhh (Wooly Foot his name is, Wooly) Bm/A E (Foot) What’s that name? Bm Bm/A G Bm (He’s five foot-ten or he’s four foot-eight)
[Verse 2]
Bm I remember when I met the Hatchetfield Ape-Man (You met him?) Bm7 Yep (You met him?) Uh huh Bsus4 We talked politics and how he leaned left and right B7 (Oooh) Ah (Oooh) Ah Bsus4 He has two left feet but he dances the can-can B7 (He can?) Are you even listening? (He can?) Bsus4 He weighs two dozen tons but he’s rather slight B7 Nothin’? Okay!
[Pre-Chorus]
Bm He eats meat, he eats grass D He gets tons of ape ass E F# And honestly why do you care? Bm Bm/A G Bm Bm/A E If you wanna know how the legend himself began F# Bm Ask the ape... this is so stupid, he’s not even real... man!
[Chorus]
Bm/A G Bm (Wooly) Ooohhh (Foot his name is) Wa-aa-oo Bm/A G Bm (Wooly Foot his name is) He's the man oohhh Bm/A E Bm Bm/A G Bm (Wooly Foot he’s a real nice guy that could rip off your face) Bm Bm/A G Bm Wait... (Wooly) What was that? (Foot his name is) He can rip off your face? (Wooly) Bm/A G Bm Bm/A G7 No, no he can’t. (Foot his name is) Wait Seriously? (Wooly Foot) Bm Bm/A G Bm He cannot rip off your face...are you fucking high?