Squeeze – Womans World (Ukulele)

E                A           E		  A
The crown of the kingdom is given to the woman 

E		    A       E		      A
The kingdom of the kitchen where she says she shouldn't, 

D  			Bm			A	B
There on the stainless steel her cigarettes and matches   

C#m		F#m		        E
Whistles to the radio to every hook she catches, 

       F#m
But the frowns 

        C#
Eider downs, 

       Am
Tie her down 

A					E (A C#m A)
But she likes to wear the crown of the kingdom. 

E	       A    	E	A
She like the recipes a touch of oriental 

E		  A	  E	       A
Steaming up the windows burning egg on metal, 

D		 Bm		     A   B
Sees in a catalogue a shiny new appliance 

C#m	              F#m	         E
Another role swallowed by the wonders of science, 

        F#m
Lobster hands 

         B
Omelette pans, 

     Am
Understand 

A				        E (A C#m A)
How the crown can stick like jam in her kingdom. 

G#			C#m
He's been so busy and she's been neglected, 

G#			    C#m
The problem is computed and always it's rejected, 

G#	      A	           F#m
Out of her heart I catch a spark, 

       B
And being smart 

            G#               A			 F#m	B
The crown is left out in the dark now there's no kingdom. 

F#		B	     F#  	B
Fed up with the glory she abdicates her title 

F#                B	   F#                B
Sitting at a bar stool she gives her day's recital, 

    E		     C#m
The family watch in horror 

	               B	(C#)
As she staggers up the hallway

D#m
Makes herself a sandwich 

G#m       			F#
As they're looking through the doorway, 

           G#m
She goes to bed 

      D#
Leg by leg, 

          Bm
Nothing's said 

           B				  F#
There's no crown upon her head there's no kingdom. 

F#	  (E)F# 		B	 
Press the button on the toaster 

D
It's a woman's world, 

F#	(E)F# 		D
Tuck the sheets in on the bed 

B
It's a woman's world, 

F#	    (E)F# 		D
Take your apron from your holster 

B
It's a woman's world, 

F#	   (E)F# 		B
Shoot the crown off of your head 

D
It's a woman's world.