Split Enz – Dirty Creature (Ukulele)

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   B
Dirty Creature come my way from the bottom of a big black lake

  E
Shuffles up to my window making sure I'm awake

  B
S'probably gonna pick my brain

  E
Got me in a vice-like grip

 B
Dirty Creature of habit, Little horror here to stay

 E
Anyone in his right mind would tell it to go away

 B
But the river of dread runs deep, full of unspeakable things

 E
The creature don't mess around

 C
I don't wanna sail, I don't wanna sail

                B
I don't wanna, I don't wanna sail tonight

A                             B                       C
Dirty Creature's got me at a disadvantage from the inside.

 B
Tentacles on the brain keep me from falling asleep

 E
I'm rooted to the spot, The beast don't know when to stop

 B
Sneaking up from behind, Binds and gags my wits

 E
Dirty Creature got my head exactly where he wants it

C
I don't wanna sail, I don't wanna sail,

 B
I don't wanna, I don't wanna sail tonight,

A                         B                          C
Taniwha is waiting for me just below the surface so bright

 B
(Yeah-eah-eah-eah)

 A                        B                          C
Even as we speak the Dirty Creature springs a nasty surprise.

B
Dirty Creature knows my type found it in a magazine

E
He's seen the look of fear before splattered all over the screen

B
The animal magnet thug draws me out of myself

E
I need a dragon-slayer who can save me from myself

C
I don't wanna sail, I don't wanna sail,

B
I don't wanna set sail for the middle of nowhere tonight

A                            B                        C
Dirty Creature's got me at a disadvantage from the inside

  B
(Yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah)

A                          B                       C
I don't wanna sail upon the waters of invention tonight