Slim Dusty – The Pub That Doesnt Sell Beer (Guitar)

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The newspapers say random testing is here

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Now all Sydney drivers have dropped down a gear

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They've given up drinking, I think it's quite clear

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to go to a pub that doesn't sell beer.

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Pass the ice water, you'll hear the call

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put down your stubbies, your spirits and all

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The old random test hasn't bluffed, never fear

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they only drink water, they've gone off the beer

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The drunk is a fool, to drive in his car

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Chances are mounting he won’t get too far

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They'll pull him on over ready or not

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And give him a breath test there on the spot

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The lawman says driver you're too drunk to drive

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lock up your car, you're over a point o five

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The judge says guilty it’s so plain to see

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you should only drink water and be sober like me. hey

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Pass the ice water, you'll hear the call

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put down your stubbies, your spirits and all

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All over the state its the same thing you'll hear

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they only drink water, they've gone off the beer

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Some ride their pushbikes some ride the trains

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and Old Shank's pony is in bogue again

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They'll feeling so healthy but one thing they fear

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a new kind of virus through lack of beer.

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Pass the ice water, you'll hear the call

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put down your stubbies, your spirits and all

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Just think of the money you'll save every year

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When you only drink water and you've gone off the beer

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Now the publicans says, it’s a bit of a joke

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now they only drink water and I thought I’d go broke

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The barmaid's all cranky but the boys give a cheer

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when the bloke down from Queensland orders a beer. Hey

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Pass the ice water, you'll hear the call

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put down your stubbies, your spirits and all

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Oh, The old random test hasn't bluffed, never fear

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they only drink water, they've gone off the beer.

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Yeah, pass the ice water, that's all you'll hear

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When you go to the pub that doesn't sell beer