Slaughter Beach, Dog – My Girl (Guitar)

G        D/A  G          D/A
 My girl loves me for my TV

G         D/A          E        A
 Stays in shape on the rowing machine

G            D        A           Bm
Every Friday night we fuck on the floor

G            D            A         (G)
I don't know what I would do without her 

G         D/A
 She's in no rush

G         D/A
 Using my toothbrush

G             D/A                  E         A
 Fifty dollar bill floatin' in the washing machine

G               D           A        Bm
Szechuan string beans, crab rangoon, honey

G           D         A  F#  (G)
I can't eat Happy Family by myself

G        D/A
 No rise and shine

G          D/A
 Baby's on beach time

G             D/A            E           A
 Hand-me-down hatchback came sandcrabs insured 

G                D
Coppertone caked on

     A              Bm
Self-help shelf all summer

G            D           A               (G)
I don't know how I might make out without her