Simon & Garfunkel – The Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine (Guitar)

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[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
   D
Do people have a tendency to dump on you?

                                        C
Does your group have more cavities than theirs?

   D
Do all the hippies seem to get the jump on you?

                                        C
Do you sleep alone when others sleep in pairs?

             Bb
Well there's no need to complain

        A
We'll eliminate your pain

       G
We can neutralize your brain

                A
You'll feel just fine...now
[Chorus]
      G   F             C                     D
Buy a Big Bright Green     Pleasure Machine!
[Verse 2]
  D
Do figures of authority just shoot you down?

                                     C
Is life within the business world a drag?

          D
Did your boss just mention that you'd better shop around?

                                   C
To find yourself a more productive bag?

        Bb
Are you worried and distressed?

      A
Can't seem to get no rest?

        G
Put our product to the test

                A
You'll feel just fine...now
[Chorus]
      G   F             C                   
Buy a Big Bright Green     Pleasure Machine!
[Bridge]
A                       G
You better hurry up and order one

     E                      A
Our limited supply is very nearly gone
[Verse 3]
       D
Do you nervously await the blows of cruel fate?

                                           C
Do your checks bounce higher than a rubber ball?

        D
Are you worried 'cause your girlfriend's just a little late?

                                      C
Are you looking for a way to chuck it all?

       Bb
We can end your daily strife

     A
At a reasonable price

               G
You've seen it advertised in Life

                A
You'll feel just fine...now
[Chorus]
      G   F             C                     D
Buy a Big Bright Green     Pleasure Machine!