Screeching Weasel – This Aint Hawaii (Guitar)

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The girls are on the beach in their string bikinis

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The guys are strutting, proudly showing off their weenies

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Top 40 garbage spewing from expensive radios

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As they primp their pampered bodies

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And put schnozz-guard on their nose

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This ain't Hawaii

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This ain't Hawaii

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This ain't Hawaii

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Prep school blondes and musclemen with perfect heinies

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There's more money on this beach than all the tea in China

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The girls all look like Nancy Drew, the boys like Jim McMahon

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Their fat, white, ugly parents look like Morey Amsterdam

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This ain't Hawaii

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This ain't Hawaii

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This ain't Hawaii

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In droves they hit the beach in Porches and Ferraris

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The sun has cooked their brain, they're on a surf safari

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The lake is full of creepy snobs, I start to get annoyed

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This isn't Honolulu, dummy, this is Illinois

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This ain't Hawaii

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This ain't Hawaii

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This ain't Hawaii

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They're surfing in Wilmette

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They're surfing in Wilmette

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They're surfing in Wilmette

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They're surfing in Wilmette