Screeching Weasel – Jeannies Got A Problem (Guitar)
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performed by Screeching Weasel
written by Ben Weasel
transcribed by Mike Ripplinger ([email protected])
[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
A D A E Jeannie's having problems with her ovaries A D E She's got trouble with her tubes A D A E If you go past her vagina and her cervix you will find A D E A completely empty room
[Chorus]
A G 'Cause Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus D Her uterus is useless A G Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus D Her uterus is useless
[Verse 2]
A D A E Her physician has injected fluids in her private parts A D E But she just won't believe A D A E That the efforts to eradicate her female trouble A D E Will cause her to conceive
[Chorus]
A G 'Cause Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus D Her uterus is useless A G Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus D Her uterus is useless
[Tag]
A D E A D E Jeannie isn't ovulating, Jeannie isn't ovulating A D E A E D Jeannie isn't ovulating now
[Bridge]
A E No simple yeast or bladder infection could compare G D A To the pain that Jeannie's going through this year A E Her husband's sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test G D A Now Jeannie's operation must commence E G A (12th) Artificial insemination can't E G A (12th) Fertilize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs, yeah!
[Instrumental]
| A | A E D | x3
| A | E D |
[Verse 3]
A D A E Jeannie isn't ovulating even though A D E She took all the proper pills A D A E Jeannie wants a baby but she cannot pay A D E The gigantic doctor bills
[Chorus]
A G 'Cause Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus D Her uterus is useless A G Oh, Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus D Her uterus is useless A G Oh, Jeannie's got a problem, got a problem, got a problem, got a problem, got a problem D Her uterus is useless A G Oh, Jeannie's got a problem, got a problem, got a problem, got a problem, got a problem D A Her uterus is useless, oh yeah Lead E-----------------------------------------------------------| B-----------------------------------------------------------| G--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--| ...husbands sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test E-------------------------------------------| B-------------------------------------------| G--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--| Now Jeannie's operation must commence E----------------------------------------------------| B----------10-------------10-------------------------| G--9-9-9-9--------9-9-9-9-------9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--| Arti - fic - ial insemmination can't E------------------------------------------------------------------| B----------10-----------10-------------10--------------------------| G--9-9-9-9------9-9-9-9-------9-9-9-9------9-9-9-9-9-9-------------| D--------------------------------------------------------------7---| Fer - ti - lize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs Yeah!